This is us. Hello. Nice to Meet you. We Are Homebuying Uncensored.

Before podcasts, before cell phones, and back when mortgages were faxed (yes, faxed) to something resembling a VCR, Brian and Mona were already in the trenches. In this laugh-out-loud kickoff episode, they rewind to the prehistoric era of home loans—handwritten disclosures, two-week credit reports, and learning the business the hard way. Along the way, they explain why most people don’t dream of becoming mortgage brokers… and why that’s exactly why you should listen to them. Expect real stories, zero mortgage-speak, honest advice you can actually understand, and just enough sarcasm to keep your antennas up when someone tries to hose you. Education, entertainment, and Bloody Mary threats included. 🍹